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Ni hao, friend. Your urgent assistance is needed. It has come to our attention that an unknown art dealer on the Scum Barge Ecstatic Metamorphosis close to Mars is seeking to sell certain masterpieces to the highest bidder. Please travel to the barge, investigate and ascertain the nature of the artwork and its potential impact on the public. If it is truly of masterpiece quality, do whatever it takes to keep this artwork from falling into a private collection. Keep us apprised of your progress.
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